Honours Abound

So, I've won a prize.
Contest Winner: Dubious Claim of Most Humiliating Child for

Best Retro Entry: Maya's Granny, because this one could have gotten her fired back in the day:

At 6 [my daughter] shouted out from our front door to her best friend across the street, just as the mothers of every child I taught that year were coming out of the library we lived next to, "No, you don't either have to be a virgin to get married. My mother says she wasn't."