Tuesday, August 29, 2006

Poo

The father was sitting and reading his paper when his five year old daughter asked him, "Daddy, where does poo come from?"

Startled that she should ask such a question so young, he still thought about it so he could frame an answer that would explain it to her. Finally, he said, "Honey, you remember we had breakfast this morning? Well, after we eat food, our bodies take all of the good things, the vitamins, the energy, the calcium, the protein, all the things our bodies need. Then, what's left, the part we can't use and even that might hurt us, well our bodies send that out of our bums and it is poo."

The little girl looked stunned for a moment, and then asked in a trembling voice, "And Tigger?"

8 comments:

Autumn's Mom said...

HAHAHAHA Cute story!

Ally Bean said...

lol. very cute.

Cherry said...

hehehe.

I want poo more like Tiggers. All bouncy and springy. Oh wait, maybe that would be bad. But I certainly wouldn't want Piglets... small but too timid. And Pooh...well he gets stuck.

I so didn't just go there.

Joy Des Jardins said...

Isn't that so typical? I love it.

Maya's Granny said...

Cherry,
Yes you did! You funny woman, you.

Mary Lou said...

LOLOLOLOLOLOL

THAT was FUNNY!!!

LOLOLOLOLOLOL

Melissa said...

So freaking funny. LOL.

Gina said...

Bwaaahaaahaa!