Poo

The father was sitting and reading his paper when his five year old daughter asked him, "Daddy, where does poo come from?"

Startled that she should ask such a question so young, he still thought about it so he could frame an answer that would explain it to her. Finally, he said, "Honey, you remember we had breakfast this morning? Well, after we eat food, our bodies take all of the good things, the vitamins, the energy, the calcium, the protein, all the things our bodies need. Then, what's left, the part we can't use and even that might hurt us, well our bodies send that out of our bums and it is poo."

The little girl looked stunned for a moment, and then asked in a trembling voice, "And Tigger?"